SMASH IT UP

He's a scummy man
I said he's a scummy man
He's a scummy man
He'll scam you while he can
He scammed the life right out the palms of my hands
I said he ain't the one got his indicator on
He ain't the one, he ain't the one

How many (How many)
I said how many (How many)
How many asbos have you got
I used to set the trend now it's so many i forgot
I said it's all for show 
bruised knuckles, broken nose
Handcuffed to lamp posts

And I stood back and looked down at my shoes
I stood back and looked down at my shoes
Well then I thought for a minute and I
looked up at the moon and the stars
Well they don't seem that far
You can get there if you want
Go get the keys to your car
We drove right up without a push
Turn the wheel, smash it up
Smash it up
Smash it up
Smash it up

Now he's got so much baggage
I said he's got so much baggage
He's got so much baggage his head turned into cabbage
The girls are wet and screaming
And the boys are getting ratty
'Cause you see there ain't no vacancies around here
Oh my dear

And I stood back and looked down at my shoes
I stood back and looked down at my shoes
When I thought for a minute and I
looked up at the moon and the stars
Well they don't seem that far
You can get there if you want
Go get the keys to your car
We drove right up without a push
Turn the wheel, smash it up
Smash it up
Smash it up
Smash it up