I Hate Everyone

Some stupid chick in the checkout line

Was payin' for beers with nickels and dimes

And some old man who clipped coupons

And argued whenever they wouldn't take one

All I wanted to buy was some cigarettes

But I couldn't take it anymore so I left



I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone



All the people on the street

I hate you all

And the people that I meet

I hate you all

And the people that I know 

I hate you all

And the people that I don't

I hate you all

Oh I hate you all



Some guy at work really ticked me off

By telling me that I was doing it wrong

I was the one who was doing the work

But the big stupid jerk

He drove me berserk

All I wanted to do was smoke a cigarette

But I couldn't take it anymore so I quit



I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone

I hate everyone



All the people on the street

I hate you all

And the people that I meet

I hate you all

And the people that I know 

I hate you all

And the people that I don't

I hate you all



I bet you think I'm kidding

But I promise you it's true

I hate most everybody

But most of all

I hate

Oh I hate you



All the people on the street

I hate you all

And the people that I meet

I hate you all

And the people that I know 

I hate you all

And the people that I don't

I hate you all

Oh I hate you all