Final Fantasy: Main Theme

You've won a mansion, Luigi
Don't question it, it's legit, no bullshit
It may be crumbling and creepy
But much more space than that tiny space you splitLuigi, hello! Welcome to my hut!
I'm Professor E. Gadd, stop scratching your butt!
This mansion appeared in a big puff of doom
And it's dusty as shit! Here, take this vacuumYour brother gets a world, and a land, and a mouse
He gets a galaxy, you get a fucking house
By the way, he's here, and he's feeling sad
He's stuck in a painting which is suddenly badCome in and join us, Luigi
Maybe you'll make a new friend: a ghoulfriend
Your pants may be full of pee-pee
But once you're in here, the fun will never endSo you get a launch title, make the most out of it
Get a free mansion, take the ghosts out of it
I'll teach you to ghostbust, it's easy enough
Just sucky sucky sucky, then clean up the white stuffThe mansion isn't real, just go in and suck it up
The money is real though, so Scrooge McDuck it up
There's butlers and grannies and babies, so go!
And if you get scared, just yell "Mario!"Are you fed up with this tune yet?
It is the one song you hear, yes one (one)
So though it grates at the onset
It won't last long, seven hours, and you're done"Can't I just be in Super Mario Sunshine?""No!"