Hamsters

I love a little hamster up my rectum 
  It makes me feel so bright and so gay 
  What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw 
  It makes me orgasm every day 

  I love a little hamster up my rectum 
  I freeze up to twenty every day 
  They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw 
  It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray 

  I love a little hamster up my rectum 
  But they always try to get out up my arse 
  They try and they try and then they do die 
  They always pick the wrong end of the shaft 

  I love a little hamster up the rectum 
  But they always try to get out the wrong way 
  They try try then they do die 
  Always try to exit the wrong way 

  But now my rectum has been ruptured 
  And in the pet shop I no longer pay 
  I'm left to reminisce of my moments of bliss 
  When with hamsters I had my evil ways 

  I love a little hamster up the rectum 
  I love a little hamster up the arse 
  I love a little hamster up the anus 
  It always makes me laugh 
  I love a little hamster up the rectum 
  I love a little hamster up the bum 
  I love a little hamster up the bumhole 
  Now that's what I call fun fun fun fun …