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Don't play that riff

Don't play that riff

Don't play that riff

That takes me back

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There was this girl

Black hair, so what

She called me "Fats"

But in one night

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One night, one steamy night

I'd lose a kilo each hour

In ten nights, ten steamy nights

And figure a kilo each hour

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Then came this guy

Some foreign name

Had chubby hands

Wore lots of chains

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That's it

What's done is done

Erase the past if you can

With ice cream, with coconut pie

In less than a week I'd undone

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Don't play that riff

She sang that riff

All through the night

It's coming back



I've gained an ounce

I've gained a pound

Another pound

I've gained a ton



So last July

This girl pulls up

Blonde hair, so what

She says "Hey Fats"



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