You Can't Put Your Arms Around a Memory / Lonely Planet Boy

I'm so fabulous, you're Las Vegius 
  You New Yorkers who look nebulous 
  I'm more fab than all the hipsters on Broadway 

  I'm so fabulous, you arriviste 
  Way you dress is so insidious 
  How did they even let you onto the subway 

  Your uniform looks so hideous 
  I'm so fabulous, it's ridiculous 
  You're so Cincinnati good citizenship day 

  I'm so fabulous, you're the exodus 
  From where they see who dresses up the messed-up-iest 
  I wanna see you rock it like the super fly day 

  I want sophistication 
  For all the population 
  Now 

  I want the hip sensation 
  For our civilization 
  Wow 

  Nebulous New Yorkers is blasphemous 
  It makes a giant ass of all of us 
  What would the dear departed Murray The K say 

  I'm so fabulous, it's egregious 
  Don't come around here, making new rules for us 
  I don't need 'em, I'm already fabulous 

  I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna hear about it 
  I'm so fabulous, I don't wanna look at you