Smile You're On TV

You are a target demographic



Smile, because you're on TV

A stunning documentary of what life is like growing up in America

Fast food life, quicker than a drive-thru

Commercial filled nights, selling us what's cool

We can do anything, because we saw it on TV

You are a target demographic

We can blame everything, and sue for more money than we deserve

You are a target demographic



Smile, because you're a superstar

Everybody now know who you are, because you snuck inside your school and shot them all

You did it for the fame, and so we'd remember your name

The experts will say it's caused by video games

We can do anything, because we saw it on TV

You are a target demographic

We can blame everything, and sue for more money than we deserve

You are a target demographic



Smile, because you're on TV

They've turned our insecurities into sweeps week

This is reality in the 21st century

With a murder on every screen, let me show you the latest ratings

Sign my petition please, to get Tom Cruise to play me in my movies in the week

How cool would that be?

I just secured a book deal

I'm signing autographs, and a seven-figure contract

For a network television mini-series and now:



We can do anything, because we saw it on TV

We can blame everything, and take no responsibility

You are a target demographic

Smile, because you're on TV

They've turned our insecurities into sweeps week



Say cheese