Forgiven Not Forgotten

[Andy Samberg:] Oh dang.
[Justin Timberlake:] What is it dawg?
[Andy Samberg:] I forgot it's Mothers Day.
[Justin Timberlake:] Didn't get a gift for her.
[Andy Samberg:] Other plans got in the way. She'll be so disappointed.
[Justin Timberlake:] Damn I forgot it too.
[Andy Samberg:] This could have been avoided.
What the hell are we gonna do?
[Justin Timberlake:] My moms been so forlorn ever since my daddy left.
[Andy Samberg:] Cold.
[Justin Timberlake:] No one to hold her tight. Life has put her to the test.
[Andy Samberg:] I know just what you mean, my moms been so sad and gray.
[Justin Timberlake:] Word
[Andy Samberg:] My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away.
[Both:] Hold up!
[Andy Samberg:] You thinkin what I'm thinkin?
[Justin Timberlake:] I'm thinkin I'm thinkin too.
[Both:] Slow up!
[Andy Samberg:] What time is it dawg?
[Justin Timberlake:] It's time for a switcharoo
[Both:] We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break em off
Show em how much they really mean
Cause...

I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
[Both:] Fuck each others moms
Pushin' that place that you came out as a baby
Aint no doubt that shit is crazy
[Both:] Fuckin' each others moms

Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover

[Andy Samberg:] I'm layin in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses
[Justin Timberlake:] I got my digital camera, I'm gonna make your momma do a million poses
[Andy Samberg:] They will be so surprised
[Justin Timberlake:] We are so cool and thoughtful
[Andy Samberg:] Can't wait to pork your mom
[Justin Timberlake:] I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
[Both:] Sho nuff!
[Justin Timberlake:] My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
[Both:] Straight up!
[Andy Samberg:] Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggystyle
[Justin Timberlake:] This the perfect plan
[Andy Samberg:] For a perfect Mothers Day
[Justin Timberlake:] They have to rename this one
[Both:] All up under the covers day

Cause I'm a Mother Lover
You're a Mother Lover
We should fuck each others mothers
[Justin Timberlake:] Fuck each others moms
I'm pushin that lady
Where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that shit is crazy
[Justin Timberlake:] Fuckin' each others moms

[Andy Samberg:] Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[Justin Timberlake:] It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[Andy Samberg:] While your in my mother make me another brother.
And I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber
[Justin Timberlake:] OH!

Cause every Mothers Day needs a Mothers Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin on you cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my mother lover
They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Imma sex her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover


Motherlover

[Andy Samberg:] Oh dang..
[Justin Timberlake:] What is it dawg?
[AS:] I forgot it’s Mother’s Day.
[JT:]  Didn’t get a gift for her.
[AS:] Other plans got in the way.
She’ll be so disappointed.

[JT:]  Da*n I forgot it too.
[AS:] This could have been avoided.

[Both:] What the he*l are we gonna do?
[JT:]  My mom’s been so forlorn
Ever since my daddy left.

[AS:] Cold
[JT:]  No one to hold her tight
Life has put her to the test.
[AS:] I know just what you mean,
My mom’s been so sad and gray

[JT:]  Word
[AS:] My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom
Ever since he passed away.
[Both:] Hold up.
[AS:] You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?
[JT:]  I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too

[Both:] Slow up
[AS:] What time is it dawg?
[JT:]  It’s time for a switcharoo
[Both:] We both love our moms,
Women with grown women needs
I say we break ‘em off
Show ‘em how much they really mean

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should f*** each others mothers
[JT:]  F*** each others moms
I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that s*** is crazy
F*** each other's moms

[Both:]
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

[AS:] I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom
Clutchin’ on this lube and roses
[JT:]  I got my digital camera, I’m gonna take your momma through a million poses
[AS:] They will be so surprised
[JT:]  We are so cool and thoughtful
[AS:] Can’t wait to pork your mom
[JT:]  I’m gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle
[Both:] Shout up
[JT:]  My mother loves bubble bath with chamomile
[Both:] Straight up
[AS:] Give it to my mom d - d- d - d- d - d - doggy style
[Both:] This the perfect plan
For a perfect Mother’s Day
They have to rename this one
All up under the covers day

‘Cause I’m a Mother Lover
You’re a Mother Lover
We should f*** each other's mothers
[JT:]  F*** each other's moms
I’ll push in the way where you came out as a baby
Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy
F*** each other's moms

[AS:] Break it down
It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[JT:]  It would be my honor to be your new step-father
[AS:] While you’re in my mother
Make me another brother
And while I’m in your mother
I’ll never use a rubber
[JT:]  OH

[Both:]
‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night
If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right
I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself
To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so I’m gunna sex her right

This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had
The choice can be no other
Be my mother lover

Happy Mother’s Day!!!