Big Muff

Well, the man upstairs always lends an ear  

To the man downstairs even though he doesn't care  

The man up the spiral staircase, he ?love the sympathy?

With the man downstairs and the same old face

 Big muff, can't you see I've had enough?  

 God knows you're trying to kill me  

 Big muff, get away with your powder puff  

 Lord knows you're killing me  

 It's like an allergy with no apology  

 It's sapped my energy and now my ?integrity?  

 Big muff, get away with your powder puff  

 Lord knows you're killing me          

 The lord knows you're stifling me  

 The lord knows you're trying to kill me 

Well, the man upstairs has learned it from his wife  

But the man downstairs has got trouble in his life  

The man upstairs don't notice what has gone  

Every time he sees his neighbour singing that same old song

 Big muff, get away with your powder puff  

 Lord knows you're trying to kill me  

 Big muff, get away with your terrible stuff  

 The lord knows you're killing me          

 This thing is dangerous, I tell you it's serious  

 No need to be envious, it's bigger than the both of us  

 Big muff, can't you see I've had enough?  

 Lord knows you're trying to kill me 

Well, the man downstairs has moved away for good  

Like the man upstairs, I always knew he would  

The man downstairs has moved and gone away  

And the girl upstairs every night can hear him say

 Big muff, get away with your powder puff  

 Lord knows you're killing me          

 Big muff, can't you see I've had enough?  

 Lord knows you're stifling me  

 It's like an allergy with no apology  

 It's sapped my energy, ?most catch ...?    

 God knows you're stifling me  

 The lord knows you're stifling me  

 The lord knows you're trying to kill me