She Was Skinny When I Met Her

She was skinny when I met her

Used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater

And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food

Well, she eats me outta house and home

I used to like to love her now I leave her alone

She's up to 300 pounds, or better

She was skinny when I met her



She likes chocolate cake, she likes t-bone steak

Now the bathroom scale is about to break

She used to be petite - now she can't see her feet

And all she does is lay around the house and eat



She was skinny when I met her

Used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater

And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food

Well, she eats me outta house and home

I used to like to love her now I leave her alone

She's up to 300 pounds, or better

She was skinny when I met her



She likes barbeque, she likes a roast beef stew

She keeps on getting bigger, Lord, but what can I do?

She used to be really hot, I used to love her a lot

But now with three inches of hair and four inches of fat, well, I run outta what I got



Yeah, she was skinny when I met her

Used to buy her lingerie, now I wish she'd wear a sweater

And all I do is work all day so I can get her more food

Well, she eats me outta house and home

I used to like to love her now I leave her alone

She's up to 300 pounds, or better

She was skinny when I met her