You Can't Handle This

Making young girls pine I dont have the time Babies get in line Ive got a protractor it goes Ka-ching?gotta have the math club crown me king gotta rock the screen with the cosine graphing Got a stapler now on my calculator and if you want a piece of me If youre up wave goodbye and blow a kiss Cause you cant handle this Chorus: you cant handle this. No, No, No Through my glasses glare beneath my icy stare Ive got a retainer youll see savoir faire maybe Im the chem club president maybe even Texas Instruments Maybe Im the physics main event If youre up and if you want thinks that Im coplanar a piece of me wave goodbye and blow a kiss Cause you cant handle this cant stand up to this And Leonard Nemoy And Captain James T. Kirk bows beneath my fists And I am awesome awesome I am the awesomest