Puerto Rico

You say you wanna take me down to Puerto Rico
Crowded Puerto Rico, humid Puerto Rico
You say you wanna take me up to the mountains
The boring mountains
You say you wanna take out to Las Vegas
Viva, viva Las VegasI heard it, I did it
I got the bill
I lived it, I paid it
Paying stillCompliments and promises can't fool me twice
Spreading lies like that around isn't very niceYou say I'm so fascinating like no one else you know
No one else you know, your wife should know
You say you wanna put me on some TV show
The Johnny Carson show, come on, let's go
You say you wanna buy me leather coats and cars
Make me a star, take a trip to MarsI did it, I got it
I got the jewel
I made it, I paid it
And I'm no foolCompliments and promises can't fool me twice
You're such a low-life schemer
Beat it creep, dematerializeBeat it creep, dematerialize