That's How I Beat Shaq / Interlude: Let's Go

And it goes, and it goes

And it goes a little something like this



Hit it

Aaron's in the house

Come on

Get up, get up, I wanna make it bounce

Here we go

Aaron's in the house

Get up, get up, Aaron's in the house



Yo guys, check it out

Guess what happened to me

(Another crazy story, come on AC)

I was hanging at the court just playing some ball

Working on my game

(Yeah, we heard it all)



I heard the fans screaming, I thought it was for me

But then I saw a shadow, it was 12 foot 3

It was Shaquile O'Neal

(What? What did he say?)

(How 'bout some one-on-one, you wanna play?)



I told him why not, I got some time

But when I beat you real bad, try not to cry

(Please Aaron, are you for real?)

(One-on-one with Shaquile O'Neal?)



Yeah, 34 Center from the L.A. Lakers

(You must've been nervous)

I knew I could take him



Scared the Shaq, psyche him out

I said, "O'Neal, you're in my house now

Start the game, the whistle blows

Pay attention close as the story goes"



It's like boom

(Boom)

I put it in the hoop like slam

(Slam)



I heard the crowd screaming out jam

(Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq



It's like boom

(Boom)

I put it in the hoop like slam

(Slam)



I heard the crowd screaming out jam

(Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq



So check it out



I thought I had the lead

But then he started scoring mad points on me

I was scoring up bricks, was he hitting all the shots?

I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop



I had a plan, I could change the pace

I said, "Yo Shaq, you didn't tie your shoelace"

He looked down, I stole the ball

I'm taking him the scoon, now watch me all



A 3-pointer, nothing but net

Come on Shaq, had enough yet?

Down by two, I'm catching up

I guess he's getting nervous 'cause he already lost



It's like boom

(Boom)

I put it in the hoop like slam

(Slam)



I heard the crowd screaming out jam

(Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq



Boom

(Boom)

I put it in the hoop like slam

(Slam)



I heard the crowd screaming out jam

(Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq

(C'mon)



'Cause that's how I beat Shaq

(C'mon)



Dunk after dunk

Jam after jam

Cheerleaders are cheering

Aaron's the man



Dunk after dunk

Jam after jam

Cheerleaders are cheering

Aaron's the man



Announcers were shocked

Couldn't believe it was real

(I can't believe a kid just stuffed O'Neal)

One more second, was all that remained

I put the ball up, I put him in shame



I must admit that it sounds real crazy

But the ball went in then he cried like a baby

Sorry Shaq, I should've let you win

You're good too and we can still be friends



The fans went nuts

They put me on their shoulders

Then I heard a voice

And it sounded like my mother's



(Get up for school, you're gonna be late)

Ma, can't you see that I'm playing the game?

(How could you be playing if you're still in bed?)

(Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?)



Aw, man it was all a dream

I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me

If it was a dream and it wasn't real

How'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal?



Boom

(Boom)

I put it in the hoop like slam

(Slam)



I heard the crowd screaming out jam

(Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq



Boom

(Boom)

I put it in the hoop like slam

(Slam)



I heard the crowd screaming out jam

(Jam)

I swear that I'm telling you the facts

'Cause that's how I beat Shaq