Don't Wear Those Shoes

I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show
And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know
Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happyBut I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
Don't wear those shoesIt's alright, you can play your twisted sister every night
I suppose, you can lick the middles out of my oreos
Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose
And you know that I'd do anything to please youBut I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
You can spit in my face in you're so inclined
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoesOh, no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, please don't wear thoseUse my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed
Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat
You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head
I can learn to live with thatBut now I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes
You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear thoseI said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoesYou can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze
But baby, please don't wear those shoesYou can make me an offer I can't refuse
But darling, please don't wear those shoesYou can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze
But honey, please don't wear those shoesYou can expose yourself on the six o' clock news
But please, please don't wear those shoesI said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoeI said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoeI said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe
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